He Was The CEO of Porsche North America

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/09/2014 at 21:31 • Filed to: doug dedouchebag

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But he's still an asshole.

That fake tan inspired him to go hang out with a Food Network host and smash some pussy burgers.

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 21:34

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Those veneers are white-tastic. [Not tasting - damn auto correct]

Justin Young > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 21:35

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All we know is he's called the Doug!

Mike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 21:36

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He seriously looks like a Ken doll or something.

Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 21:37

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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Look what I found!

http://www.linkedin.com/in/dougdemuro

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 21:39

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You made him look like an Oompa Loompa.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 07/09/2014 at 21:43

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Nah, that's his doing.

pellejuice > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/10/2014 at 08:38

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He worked for the wrong German brand, considering he's Jagermeister orange